What Men Know

 

Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a

 naked women.

 

Men know that PMS is Mother Natures way of telling you to

 get out of the house.

 

Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.

 

Men know that there are at least three sides to every story;

his, hers, and the truth.

 

Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you

 can win.

 

Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
 

Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would

 ruin the game.

 

Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how

 far that gas will get them.

 

Men know that from time to time , it is absolutely necessary

 to adjust oneself.

 

Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect

the man to stare at her cleavage.

 

Men also know that the woman will get pissed off when they

 do, for reasons not totally clear to them.

 

Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they

 don't know how to cook them.

 

Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless

 her name is Bambi....

 

Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-

law how good his daughter is in bed.

 

Men know that men are from here, and women are from way

 the hell over there.